March 2012
i almost got everything done. just one more post...
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Anonymous asked: what do you do at "work" and what would you like to do
i wish my boobs jiggled more tbh
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Watchthedailywhat:
TV Show Promo of the Day: MTV has unveiled the first official super trailer for The Pauly D Project — the Jersey Shore spinoff starring Pauly “Pauly D” Delvecchio.
The show follows Pauly as he establishes himself as a professional DJ through a big-time gig in Las Vegas, a warm-up slot on Britney Spears’ tour, and a record deal with 50 Cent.
A second spinoff featuring JWoww and...
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i just realized i can do replies tomorrow. if i...
ah oops. too early for this yet.
10:10! one more post to go!
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bruce—-wayne:
things i’m doing when i get home:
posts for shelli and bourne
liv and james because i had a great opener line last night before bed
character blurb for my unnamed mila
let’s try not to use the word plow here, jo
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: Are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes.
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel.
reminder:
drink a ton of fucking water by saturday.
because.
yeah.
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watch my ability to make a sex scene totally classy and disgusting at the same time
i saw this great tuxedo jacket in white that i need to have otherwise i’ll die
three hours and no words. jfc.
okay. I CAN DO THIS. I CAN WRITE TWO VERY GOOD POSTS IN THREE HOURS.
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Anonymous asked: thats prob the funniest thing ive heard today, flawless man is flawless
Anonymous asked: whatd he do??
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omg rofl.
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time to do my post for shelli.
it’s eight-twenty, i can do this!
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Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life...
acapelladitty:
ohmyitspeterpan:
Oh! please? This would be so much fun!
This might actually be fun :D Come at me bro !
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Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.
Anonymous asked: what's the deal with you and kingofpromise
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erica-reed replied to your post: erica-reed replied to your post: did i ever tell…
i mean even if it didn’t cost a shit ton of money, it’s nonstop work. i /want/ to be a lawyer and i know its not worth it.
i just can’t imagine myself doing what you do. it’s admirable, honestly.
kingofpromise replied to your post: kingofpromise replied to your post: did i ever…
I do. Now...
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indianascones replied to your post: WHY DID I GOOGLE THAT. columbia has a master’s in…
GO FOR IT NOTHING TO LOSE
i haven’t taken the gre’s or anything. so i can’t.
WHY DID I GOOGLE THAT. columbia has a master’s in sports management. omg.
i should just do it.
like. i could apply to uga's master's program...
but i don’t want an m.a in mass communications/journalism. i want a master’s in sports management.
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kingofpromise replied to your post: did i ever tell you my mom wanted me to be a…
unf Jo in powersuits. Fapping.
you should always be fapping about me.
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erica-reed replied to your post: did i ever tell you my mom wanted me to be a…
not worth it. especially if you don’t want to be a lawyer. it is not fun.
yeah no. every time someone asks me the ‘what are you doing with your life’ question and then i mention that i don’t know they go, ‘what happened to you being a lawyer? why don’t you look in that?’ and i...
did i ever tell you my mom wanted me to be a lawyer?
and she was gonna go to law school at the same time i did?
and it was such a great goal.
except i don’t want to be a lawyer.
even though i’d be decent in it, i think.
not worth it if i can’t get into entertainment law and have people pay me millions to cover their bullshit.
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lmao at suny bing being a public ivy.
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dadfather:
Igneous rock, sedimentary rock, metamorphic rock, party rock
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why did i even download this song? what is wrong...
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calvin harris's album drops in a month and five...
i think i found my favorite jersey shore gif ever.
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okay. so i want things for my mila.
either i want my favorite crackship atm (michael/mila)
or
justin and mila. because. omg. yes.
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so she’s gonna be a professor who probably hangs out with students and professors alike~
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horsethieves replied to your post: guys. should i make my mila a grad student or professor?
HOTTIE PROFESSOR.
i was gonna make her one too! w/e that’s my original feels.